Monday, March 8, 2010

Why Does Iron Make Ur Poo Black



I promised a friend to write a guest someday this story, in Italian, and now I am going to do so.
E 'happened at the beginning of 2009 that remain in one of our fences a few cocks, a small band of survivors to castration (they were former candidates to become capons at another breeding center) that I bought and bred for one year.

25 male chicken in eternal battle with each other, within the outdoor enclosure. The days of their slaughter for food is accomplished in a week when, with an elderly gentleman host on Sunday, is discussed at length on the necessity or otherwise of the presence of one or more roosters in the hen house, along with ovajole. Since the beginning of our new chicken coop, specifically for the production of about 70 eggs a day, since 2007, I had never thought of introducing a rooster with the hens, and I did not see the need, given the calm and quiet life as a chicken coop that poduttrici our sacred place of eggs and continue to play. << Bisogna immettere almeno un gallo fa le galline>> said this elderly guest. << le uova rimarrebbero più buone> >, While others questioned me about a rate of 4-6% of roosters in the hen house, which then in turn create different harem splitting chickens and so on. I continued to play out of tune this story of the need of the rooster .... mah ...
fact is that for ease of capture, the 25 roosters for a few days ended up in the box on the horses, practically adjacent to the barn. By Olivier that day we decided to give a breath of freedom for the roosters, freeing all 25 in the middle of the 80 chickens that never met before in male life made myself to the spirit of generosity towards the roosters all now condemned, and also out of curiosity, and because we had thought and that's it.
25 roosters that had been months and months to take blows at each other all day and night, a few meters from the fence of peaceful hens that every egg they sang the poetry of freedom, who knows what would have happened!
Capturing the roosters was not an easy task, with a heavy bag that I threw them on the angry imprigionai to two or three at a time: Olivier was on the sidelines saying to have you a fear, the origin of which I would later tell. Within 30 minutes you'll achieve the 25 stalwart in the middle of a heritage of 80 female chickens around, all, grown up without knowing Scaparone male. What would they secndo you, once the roosters in the henhouse? 80 divided by 25 would be more than 3 female-to-head: a treasure! THE USUAL
MALE
Once inspected with violence the presence of real female chickens within this new enclosure, (which began squawking chickens, screaming and running away to hide from this horde of savages), instead of the chickens and filarsi apart in intimacy that make the Gauls menano is even more than before, with a violence never seen so far, starting fighting two against two, three against five, all against all! And the chickens? They said a bad story <

followed a night of hell, no one slept, the gali continued to fight throughout the night, the hens screaming and running away; eggs nenanche one for three days! We decided to start
killing for food, and we put ourselves the question of how many roosters in the henhouse, especially as the cocks?
That night at dinner, my friend Olivier told me the story that was the origin of his fear for the roosters, and his younger sister when they were in Belgium, in the country, one day at age 3, was attacked by 'single cock of the walk, who violently beat an eye, almost tore, with consequences that still bears dappresso. The night I thought that if I ever left a rooster in the hen house, I should make a careful selection, even under this new criteria derived from the story of Olivier and his sister.
the nature and
If I left your course choose the nature, the two roosters largest upset of the house and would have easily the best, and I think I read that at the end of the fighting cocks defeated potendosene not go from the herd for practical reasons (our networks ...) , submit themselves in a kind of state sexual hybrid, which turns them into pseudo eunuchs in the service or at least subject to the winner of the natural event. Bullies and future winners were easy to spot, given the aggressiveness and power of two larger and stronger. I thought that everything was not right, and especially that the two swaggering bullies could pose a serious danger to my children, once sbarazzatisi and conquered the enemies of the house, I decided For once, I would have chosen the winner, while the other candidates would end up in the saucepan, reversing the pattern of mother nature, and win the tournament by a rooster that was not too aggressive.
There was a cock between them a little nerds, one in the flock if it would be taken (as if he was taking) a little by all, was not ill, and nenanche too small, however, was not fighting like the other ; maybe appasssionato computer, the computer all day at home with the slippers' s winter dedicated to read rather than go down the street drove the hands a cock the third millennium, as perhaps it was me that bat child in my country town I took a pò da tutti. Una rivincita dei nerds, la mia decisione di sentirmi Padreterno e determinare la sorte dei bulli, tutti in pentola, lasciando al più sfigato tutte e 80 le galline.
TUTTO PER TE
E fu così che Ralph Mulf si trovò re del pollaio, mentre Fonzie e i suoi compari finirono nell'insalata di galletto. Questo gallo, mi dicevo, non avrebbe mai avuto l'arroganza di agggredire i bambini come successo alla sorellina di Olivier. Mi sentivo soddisfatto; come probabilmente si sentì il galletto, dopo aver visto sparire tutti i suoi violenti concorrenti. Devo dire che da subito il galletto mi parve addirittura un pò "ringaluzzito": una levatina al petto, una rizzata alla coda, e mi parve vederlo atto a svolgere il suo ruolo di maschio impollinatore. Tutto bene allora? L'essere umano si pone a regolatore dell'ecosistema, imprimendo agli ambienti animali un impianto di vita diverso dal loro naturale. La rivincita dei Nerds? Si può fare a meno di battersi per la sopravvivenza? Possiamo parlare di una alternativa? Mi sentivo soddisfatto.
Senonché dopo qualche settimana il nostro galletto che tutto subito sembra essersi trasformato in un buon capo pollaio, inizia a dare cenni di cedimento; questo tipo di animale, quando inizia ad ammalarsi, rallenta il passo, si muove di rado e con estrema lentezza, e smette di mangiare. In pochi giorni lo vidi fermo immobile contro un muro, dimagrito e nenanche le mie solite cure e i miei soliti lavaggi d'acqua non servirono a farlo resume.

THE MORAL The moral of this story is not easy to draw, maybe the rooster was not naturally a leader of the pack of 80 females to serve as a male, perhaps accidentally fell ill, only he's an incurable disease, or perhaps all aun project that was to teach me that we do not want to control the course of the events of life and nature, and that our action in the midst of nature and animals, has no effect because at the end of life, nature, Mother Earth, always wins, or at least does what he wants.
fact is that now we do not have roosters in the henhouse, and broiler chickens are a good and proper distance from the females ovajole, which continue to depporre their eggs between the sacred loro, in pace e tranquillità, lontano dai maschi violenti, e soprattutto dagli uomini presuntuosi o irriverenti.
Grazie dell'attenzione.
Scaparon, 7 gennaio 2010.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

What You Wear To A Gay Sauna

Paul Brosio, courage, the book

La nostra vita, probabilmente, non é altro che un libro; che sia già scritto e noi ne voltiamo le pagine, oppure che sia bianco e noi lo si imbratti tutti i giorni, non é che un punto di vista. Paolo l'ho incontrato alcune volte: una sera io suonavo e la sua splendida moglie cantava vicino al pianoforte, sorridente, e lui la adorava dal tavolo dove stava a sorseggiare uno splendido Nebbiolo 2005 con un noto presidente di ente fiera del Tartufo, il migliore che Alba abbia avuto nella sua History, unfortunately fell too early in the vicious web of Italian politics (as much as the rest of his political antagonists level playing ..).
Paul Brosio, in his book is autosviscerato sie, and did so for one reason only: to make a step forward, so the net can not go back.
In his subtle intelligence, and its proximity to the mystery of Christ and his mother Queen of Heaven that Paul knew well, had, as so many men have and have had need of a confession. In a moment of lucidity, (which many have then regret later), and being a public figure, he made sure to make a confession so vast, extreme, imposing Quesi exaggerated it can no longer allow himself a future reversal. A public confession, as big as his name, as his image as the son of wealthy dsua reputation of playing at life (the game more difficult, both being the son of the wealthy, who play to life). He confessed not only to strangers guess his worldly life, but the sins of his youth as a student of abortion that no one would ever know, he has confessed to the unspeakable.

courage, dear Paolo Brosio, you will be worth a good ricuramente "reset" you have so much hatred unleashed among your peers, your fellow merengue, the dancers of life possessed of television, which combined with those of Football and politics of the Gods of Olympus riempioni 2000. Now you're alone, and cocks are all yours. Do not disappoint us, and especially not to disappoint yourself. I believe you and I wish you a good job.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Powered Adjustable Coffee Table

Na Masna, El Bambino and strategic unto Fri

"A is from the doj bele dismantled and large that my sea has Tirà the Balin-forums and e ij sbarlucant cordon, and that the Erbo 'd in the Natal is anluminà tant me 'the cel dla neuit sclinta of Ista. Regem Venturum A DOP l'Autre, ij I' d Masna lest a score, and an AC ambelessì as taca already spoke of the child.


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A child and the ASO and avèj porté ij regaj deuv to them for maybe a little grand, which is bele na Masna: soa dress and white crib as mes-cia lies with the dark and boring mzura 'd Peto 'd Pedro, but cited as rupios n'òm vej na Masna, the only one I unto the coneussa the n'aso and possesses a caret.

And older children unto the cost is Masna, with a crown-a head and an ASO for man, am the dream and companion ant Coj few days has that to 'NCO spetelo, and sarandse j'euj, as also with the world will tut and white Neira, with the world of Osto, potage, Leson, novena-e, and fiocon benedission, tuti a van with the world and to give a pé 'NCO in the temp aso' d banks, with overall SOA Màgica wondrous, for doors' l Natal, feast, goj ancreusa and tuti ij grand ch'at veulo bin propylene propylene and propane to mach you. A

ago malfa 'd to toe conteje Masna of the Child.

for many people who possesses the serch of arsiste, I cited with me Baby, the son of a hunger Vagni babaco pajamas ross ch'a l'é rivà con la television, l'ambassador dël mond che tut as campa via, che l'aso a sa manch andoa ch'a sia, col che le machinin-e a son ëd plastica faite a pòsta për rompisse, e ch'a l'é già un tòch ch'a l'ha tacà a rampignesse ansima a le frà dij pogieuj, për pao ch’i lo butoma da part e che tut sò mond fat ëd benzin-a brusà e ëd supermercà a perda 'l podèj che ancheuj a l'ha ciapà.

E manch a serv a gnente 'd podèj conteje ai cit che cost boracio con la barba bianca a fà nen part ëd me mond, ch'am dis pròpi bele gnente, e ch’i son fin-a un pòch anrabià con chièl, për lòn ch'a Faje l'ha me and only Bambino aso. In the background

Tut, nostra plus Bambino Portomar andrinta cheur nostra, noj ognidun ed. The FA Belfi voghlo ed, ant j'euj Ed Roberto, I avsin, ch'a Sporz 'saw Brûlé in SLA Piassa dla stops outside of the harvest ant in Freida SBAT ij foot, you walk Tuti vessels and mi are convenient and you own the veujo Tuti bin, with a l'l'Autran, Borg was quoted in costa dal monde te Mach Ades, DOP des AGN, the pans come in very thick coneusse famija. And tuta Coast Gent Granda Basa ch'as a bot DOP table Neut, d'glad that I read, the beauty and st'ann Park, the cinnamon and cost bèive garòfo'd Roberto Grigna that a tuti, as a child, I know my coat and an SOA-a man ramin. The

neuit, i think maybe my children in the prop Chiel, Roberto, who has never ciamaje noffink in stating that each and mulled wine that offers flights as if to fuss na midesim part and Chiel, with that Grigna tuti unto the Saint and sincere, that at the cheur and mirrors, and SO, and I still think the ant stòira 'of my life, Vira Vira, and then people to, and always' l vin.

Tuti ij grand son is a Masna, even with distant worlds an Neir and white, and when the ch'as cogio neuit ëd Natal, Baby I know a spectrum; ancontra the van, an sla strategic 'd cones for ciameje to Chiel, ch'a sa, andoa ch'a pòrta costa stra.

Bon Natal sincer a tuta mia borgà."